School Days Savourer Pillows

'My word, you can't be the same little boy who always put gum on the seats?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"What are you writing?"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

Coathooks.

Student sits under a stool with a dunce cap on it in a classroom.

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"