School Days Enthusiast Mugs

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Have you seen this report card? 'Not only is he the most badly behaved boy in his class, but he also has a good attendance record.''

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"What are you writing?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'