Teen Memories Pillows

'I was nineteen here in Paris, once, but I was a stupid nineteen.'

Haircuts

"Three more years of high school."

Bike Rides

"He's gone goth"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

PROBLEM AREAS

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Social Networking.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Jack in the Box

Teenage Angst.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'