Teenage Memories Pillows

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The Brothers Grime

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Jack in the Box

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."