Teenage Memories T-Shirts

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Brothers Grime

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Bike Rides

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Jack in the Box

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"