Childhood Reminiscence T-Shirts

Trichinosis

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'My first camera'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Jack in the Box

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Milk sideburns

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Sliding Down the Banister

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Yoyos

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'