Childhood Memory Reliver T-Shirts

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'My first camera'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Jack in the Box

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Milk sideburns

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Yoyos

Sliding Down the Banister

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"