Childhood Memory Rekindler T-Shirts

baby sweetcorn...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Serious Putty

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Milk sideburns

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Yoyos

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"