Childhood Nostalgic Pillows

Childhood's End

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

'I'm resigning to spend more time with my inner child.'

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

'He's maturing early.'

Bike Rides

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Jack in the Box

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'