Childhood Nostalgic Gifts

Childhood's End

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

'I'm resigning to spend more time with my inner child.'

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bike Rides

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

He wanted a different one.

Serious Putty

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Jack in the Box