Childhood Nostalgist Gifts

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"So whadda you think about my imaginary friend now?"

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'What can I get for a nickel down?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

"I told you if you used hockey sticks, you'd end up with a face-off in the corner."

"My imaginary pet doesn't take kindly to people who don't believe in him!"

"My mom let me out, so your mom has to let you out. It's a play-equity issue."

"Remember how much fun we had as kids? Ah, but this morning was a long time ago."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'