Childhood Nostalgist Gifts

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"So whadda you think about my imaginary friend now?"

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'What can I get for a nickel down?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'

"My mom let me out, so your mom has to let you out. It's a play-equity issue."

"Remember how much fun we had as kids? Ah, but this morning was a long time ago."

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'My first camera'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."