Childhood Nostalgia Gifts

Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Can Johnny come out to eat?"

"It all started many years ago, my son, when I began to play 'King of the Mountain'."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

"This is the path to adulthood, You're here."

The invisible man, as a child.

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'So, tell me about your childhood...'

Two Children Talking.

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

Milk sideburns

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

"Sleep now, Freddie. There's no monster under the bed."

Yoyos

'In future I'll stick to fighting boys.'

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

baby sweetcorn...

''The cow jumped over the Moon'? -- is this creationism or something?'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Little girl tired of being teased for her freckles.

'Before we start out next lesson...let's take a moment to look out on this beautiful early spring weather.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Tommy said I've got Cooties. . . that isn't anything like Ebola is it?"

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."