Childhood Nostalgia Gifts

Jimmy says you're a poopyhead. Do you have a rebuttal?

"I found out where it hurts. It hurts at school."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Can Johnny come out to eat?"

"It all started many years ago, my son, when I began to play 'King of the Mountain'."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

"This is the path to adulthood, You're here."

'So, tell me about your childhood...'

The invisible man, as a child.

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

Milk sideburns

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

Two Children Talking.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

"Tommy said I've got Cooties. . . that isn't anything like Ebola is it?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Before we start out next lesson...let's take a moment to look out on this beautiful early spring weather.'

Little girl tired of being teased for her freckles.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

''The cow jumped over the Moon'? -- is this creationism or something?'

"Sleep now, Freddie. There's no monster under the bed."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

baby sweetcorn...

Yoyos

'In future I'll stick to fighting boys.'

'Who cares where Waldo is?'