Childhood Memories Gifts

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

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Play-Doh vs Work Doh

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

"What do you want to be when you're in the 18-65 age demographic?"

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"God, I was magnificent!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Isn't it true that you deliberately stepped on a crack because you were angry with your mother for giving you a time-out on the day in question?'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Dodgeball has been linked to stress-related illnesses later on in life."

"My New Year's resolution is to ask Jimmy Doohan's sister hold hands with me."

"I'll just put this here for now."

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

Benjamin's trying to bring back the 3- Shirley Temple lunch.

How are we supposed to play "doctor" if you didn't bring a referral?

Of course mom loved me best

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"Ahh. . .takes me back to my childhood."

Timmy's been wetting the bed again. Time for a visit from the Kidney fairy.

Kite Fail

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."

"No, Bobby. No."