Childhood Memories Pillows

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

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Play-Doh vs Work Doh

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

"What do you want to be when you're in the 18-65 age demographic?"

"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"

"God, I was magnificent!"

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Bad experiences at an early age can affect the whole life.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

The Noogie Kings

"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."

"No, Bobby. No."

What Went Wrong?

"When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"I forgot my phone. Now how am I supposed to share this significant childhood moment with my network?"

My Dogs and their Names

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

Kite Fail

"I'll just put this here for now."

Timmy's been wetting the bed again. Time for a visit from the Kidney fairy.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"My New Year's resolution is to ask Jimmy Doohan's sister hold hands with me."

"Dodgeball has been linked to stress-related illnesses later on in life."