Childhood Memories Lover Pillows

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

'Who said this is a game for kids?'

Haircuts

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Jack in the Box

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Fade to black...

Green Balloon

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Sliding Down the Banister

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

The Music Box