High School Activities Gifts

Jumping cheerleaders

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Where Are They Now?'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'