High School Activities Mugs

Jumping cheerleaders

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Viola player coming through!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Where Are They Now?'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.