High School Activities Fan Mugs

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'Court's in recess!'

Swinging

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Jumping cheerleaders

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

I Heart Juggling

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Sans Paroles

You're being extradited to your parents.

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'Pillow fight!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

'It's become a bit of a school tradition.'

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

"Being homeschooled wasn't so bad except for the homemade cheerleading outfits."