High School Drama Fan Mugs

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Jerry Springer Spaniel

The good, the bard and the ugly

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'