School-related Activities Gifts

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Yearbook

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

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