School Fun Gifts

Pinata Pranks

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Little league world series of poker.

Yearbook

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

School trip little porters.

Trust

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

King of Music.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"