School Fun Day Gifts

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Yearbook

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Ball pit

'Sunday in the park'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Giant cat at school open night.

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."