School Fun Day Gifts

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Today we learned to count to one.

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Ball pit

'Sunday in the park'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Giant cat at school open night.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."