Friday Fun Day Gifts

Now that we're all-casual, we needed something to replace dress-down Fridays.

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Clubbing

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Ball pit

'Sunday in the park'

Happy hour.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

"I'm impressed by your energy. It must be near 5 o'clock Friday."

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

Sir, I seem to have misplaced my toupee. Young man, there's hair in my soup! Thank goodness it's the weekend. There's soup in my hair!

"Yeh the reports nearly done, I'm beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel."