Friday Fun Day Pillows

Now that we're all-casual, we needed something to replace dress-down Fridays.

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Clubbing

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Friday 5.30pm.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Ball pit

'Sunday in the park'

Happy hour.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"I'm impressed by your energy. It must be near 5 o'clock Friday."

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

Behind Bars.

"Yeh the reports nearly done, I'm beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel."

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'