Friday Fun Pillows

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"Fun Fridays at the Dentist"

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

The Streets - Night

"Merry Christmas"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clubbing

Clown Happy Hour

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Next Round Indicator

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Towny Music Night.

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

Pizza and Karaoke

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Party Party!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.