Friday Fun Pillows

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"Fun Fridays at the Dentist"

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

The Streets - Night

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Merry Christmas"

Clubbing

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Next Round Indicator

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Clown Happy Hour

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Friday 5.30pm.

Towny Music Night.

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

City centre pub.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Pizza and Karaoke

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

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