Friday Laughs Pillows

"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

Happy hour.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

The Terror Of Folkenstein