Friday Funster Pillows

'Dress down day' was YESTERDAY!

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Snowprov

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"You spoil that boy."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year