Fair Funster Pillows

"Guess your weight and market demographic."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Face painting by numbers.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'Superstock'

'Not that slowly back...'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Pirates

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I want to be a lawn!

Face Painting.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'