Friday Funster Prints

'Dress down day' was YESTERDAY!

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Snowprov

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"You spoil that boy."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."