Fruity Funster Prints

squeezed oranges...

Snowprov

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Holy Cow

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.