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squeezed oranges...

Snowprov

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Superstock'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Holy Cow

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

YAAY! Slam dump!

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Diet Cud

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

The pen is mightier than the sward.