Flirtatious Funster T-Shirts

'It's nice to know a girl can still stop traffic.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Person playing the cymbals.

Beach Attraction

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Snake Charmer

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Do you play?"

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

'Wait, we have to go back! - I forgot my air guitar!'

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

'It's not much of a present, is it?'

Beware of the snog...

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"It's working Floyd, she's watching you!"

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

"God, you're hot-blooded!"