Flirtatious Funster Mugs

I think you need to recuse yourself from this trial, your honor. I plan to flirt with this witness, and you're much too handsome to compete with.

'It's nice to know a girl can still stop traffic.'

Cheeze Wiz.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

Person playing the cymbals.

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

The Cheshire Dog.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Do you play?"

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

'Wait, we have to go back! - I forgot my air guitar!'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

Beware of the snog...

Ice Bar Conversations

"I've always had a thing for women with big....hair!"

'Woof woof.' - 'I thought it was against company policy to have animals in the office.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"God, you're hot-blooded!"