Flirtatious Fantasist Mugs

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

I think we're alone now!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Love

Snake Charmer

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Nice For His Boots!

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"