Flirtatious Fairy T-Shirts

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

I think we're alone now!

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Do you play?"

Nice For His Boots!

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"Hi, handsome."

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

R.A. is a nympho.

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."