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"I've never been so humiliated in my entire week."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Infinity Tavern

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'I hear we're beginning to cut back to half weeks.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

I rest my case, your honor, in celebration of "Casual Defense Friday." ! !

Happy hour.

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

The Terror Of Folkenstein