Friday Fun Lovers Gifts

"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Family working together

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"