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"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Peel poker.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Family working together

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"