Sunday Fun Day Gifts

'Sunday in the park'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Clubbing

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Ball pit

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

The Sunday Mob

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

'Is it Saturday, already?'

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

Fears

"Fun Fridays at the Dentist"

"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."