Sunday Fun Day T-Shirts

'Sunday in the park'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Clubbing

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Ball pit

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Perhaps we should rethink 'Don't Come To Work Fridays.'"

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'Excuse me, Miss, are you spewing your guts up responsibly?'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Sir, I seem to have misplaced my toupee. Young man, there's hair in my soup! Thank goodness it's the weekend. There's soup in my hair!

"You almost done with the funnies?"

It's going to be a long evening. Pull up a bed.

The Sunday Mob

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'Is it Saturday, already?'

Fears

"Fun Fridays at the Dentist"