School Fun Pillows

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Little league world series of poker.

Yearbook

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

School trip little porters.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Trust

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."