Schoolyard Fun Pillows

The Charge of the Kids

Shadow

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Recess does things to a man."

Dedication to excellence....

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Cow Pollen

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Big egg.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"It was a professional hit..."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

Farmer Pickles Present.

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"E...I...E...I...O."

WOW! Bottom bleaching really draws the crowds in these parts!

'Pillow fight!'

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

"Who would've thought Ms. Eliot had so little sense of humor?"

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