Schoolyard Fun Mugs

The Charge of the Kids

Shadow

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Recess does things to a man."

Dedication to excellence....

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Cow Pollen

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Big egg.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"It was a professional hit..."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Pinata Pranks

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Farmer Pickles Present.

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

"E...I...E...I...O."

'Pillow fight!'

WOW! Bottom bleaching really draws the crowds in these parts!

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'