Backyard Fun Mugs

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"What you need to do is, find the biggest squirrel in the yard, walk right up to him and shake the dirty walnuts out of him."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

The Zoo.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I told him we needed more string."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Dedication to excellence....

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

The Charge of the Kids

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Cow Pollen

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Propane ran out.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Skipping