School Adventures Pillows

'And there goes the school window...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

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"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

School trip little porters.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

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