School Escapades Pillows

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

School trip little porters.

The Litany Of Fun

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

A day in the country.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Nights in Bath

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Now class

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

Last day of school.

"Now what can we do?"

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

Art Museum field trip.

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

The students of boa junior high suddenly realized that a year end field trip to the amusement park probably wasn't such a good idea

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

Boy balancing a baby on his feet