School Trips Pillows

"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."

"I told you Science was fun!"

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

Now class

Travel Sickness Pills.

The students of boa junior high suddenly realized that a year end field trip to the amusement park probably wasn't such a good idea

Excess Baggage: In the future, some of these kids will pay good money to do the same thing. Only they'll call it a 'Luxury motor coach tour'.

"How I spent a day with daddy at work while maintaining deniability..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

School trip little porters.

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

A Day in the Country.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

The Litany Of Fun

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Are we there yet?'