First School Trip Pillows

A Day in the Country.

'Hall of small mammals'

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'