First School Trip Pillows

A Day in the Country.

'Hall of small mammals'

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."