School Trip Enthusiast Pillows

The Litany Of Fun

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

A Day in the Country.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I told you Science was fun!"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

A day in the country.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

Classroom.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Did You Miss Me?

'Hall of small mammals'

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Now class

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."