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The Litany Of Fun

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

A Day in the Country.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

A day in the country.

Did You Miss Me?

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

Classroom.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Hall of small mammals'

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Now class

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'